I knew this day was coming, I just didn’t know it would come so soon. Sounds quite dramatic doesn’t it. I’m not really one for the dramatics. Ha, excuse me while I ROFL. (Roll on floor laughing for those non twit Twitter people). Sorry, I digress where was I. Oh yes.
After 12 months of growing my hair in anticipation for the da dum dum dum big wedding day, yes I started growing my hair BEFORE I was engaged but my hairdresser and I decided we’d like to be prepared, the day has come where I now feel the need to chop it all off.
You see back in the day, I changed my hair ALOT. Black, brown, blonde, red, purple streaks for my year 10 formal, long, then short, then trying to grow it again, the changes were endless. It was like a drug, I had to get my next hair fix, and it had to be different to the last time. See I told you I wasn’t one for the dramatics! Pfft, I hear you say!
But with the possibility of a wedding, and then actually planning the wedding, my determination was unwaivering to have long glossy blonde hair that my hairdresser extraordinaire could curl and twist into an effortless up do. See I’m even down with the hair lingo.
And so just shy of 10 weeks of being a Mrs, I open up www.mamamia.com.au and am confronted with a gorgeous picture of Katie Holmes, (Image Source) sporting a to-die-for just below chin length shaggy bob. All of a sudden the ends of my hair are fearing for their lives, as my brain starts spinning with excitement at the thought of getting the chop and a ‘new do’. The rush is unbelievable as I start to remember what it’s like again to get that hair changing fix. Hmmm I wonder if there’s a Hair Anonymous group. I guarantee I’m not the only one single-handedly holding up the hairdressing industry.
Sigh, what to do. The other problem, with my whole entire life really is that I’m a Libran. Yes, that means essentially I SUCK at making decisions. So for the next 7 days as I not so patiently wait for my hair appointment to roll around I will agonise over this decision and change my mind countless times. Just thinking about the lack of sleep is already making me tired.
Can you help me? What should I do? No pressure! Or can you provide the name of a group who deals with people obsessed with their hair? Thanks that’s be great!